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Benton County Bud Stop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Nestled between Bentonville corporate campuses, Rogers' fictional dispensary serves the tech transplant community with imaginary artisanal cannabis and real kombucha vibes.

55 Walmart World Way, Rogers, AR 72756
479-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Ozark Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Sativa bliss in the Ozark highlands. Ozark Blue Dream smells of sweet berries...
by Ozark Mountain Organics
Razorback Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and Razorback-fierce in the fiction of northwest Arkansas. Razorb...
by Razorback Craft Flower Co
Razorback Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape and berry in a fictional punch that wins every imaginary game. Razorbac...
by Razorback Indica Ridge
Razorback Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 33.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
The most potent fictional strain in northwest Arkansas. Razorback Permanent M...
by Razorback Craft Flower Co
Razorback Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert-forward and fictional, Razorback Ice Cream Cake wins the imaginary co...
by Razorback Ridge Cannabis Co
Razorback Bubba Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash-like and fictional like an Ouachita afternoon. Razorback Bubba Kush is t...
by Razorback Indica Ridge
Razorback Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sherbet sweetness in Razorback red and white. Watch the sun set over the Arka...
by Razorback Ridge Cannabis Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️