Camden Creek Canna Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Camden's fictional cannabis destination, set along the imaginary banks of the Ouachita River where the fishing is real and the THC is completely pretend.

55 Ouachita Fiction Street, Camden, AR 71701

870-555-1717 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Natural State Peppermint Balm

Topicals / Balm

THC 8.0%

$36.00 / 2oz tin

Cool peppermint and fictional CBD in a tin that smells great and contains no ...

by Natural State Balms

Ozark Mountain Lotion

Topicals / Lotion

THC 7.0%

$45.00 / 4oz bottle

Silky Ozark spring water-based fictional lotion with imaginary CBD. Moisturiz...

by Ozark Healing Lotion Lab

Ouachita Healing Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 10.0%

$34.00 / 3oz jar

Natural State Salve Works delivers hot-spring-inspired fictional salve with i...

by Natural State Salve Works

Ouachita Warm Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 9.0%

$31.00 / 3oz jar

A warming fictional salve for the imaginary aches of Ozark mountain hikers. H...

by Ozark Chill Topicals

Natural State Warming Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 10.5%

$32.00 / 3oz jar

Warming winter salve for the naturally cold Arkansas fiction. Capsaicin and i...

by Natural State Salve Works

Satire Ends Here

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Camden Creek Canna Shop

Products at This Fake Store

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