Craighead County Canna
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Jonesboro's only fictional dispensary, serving the Arkansas Delta region with imaginary cannabis culture and very real catfish-country energy.
200 Delta Dream Road, Jonesboro, AR 72401
870-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Calm and resinous like the Arkansas pine canopy on a still winter night. Timb...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and relaxing like a timber cabin morning in the Arkansas hills. Timberl...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Hewn from imaginary timber-grade cannabis, Timberland Wax Block is Arkansas' ...
by Timberland Wax House
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$32.00 / 4pk bites
A bold Arkansas twist on the brownie, infused with fictional persimmon puree ...
by Natural State Baked Goods
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$28.00 / 6pk cookies
Chocolate-dipped imaginary cookies inspired by the piney forests of Arkansas....
by Timberland Terpenes
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
A classic fictional joint for the Razorback fan who wants to pre-game in the ...
by Buffalo River Botanicals
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.5%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
A straight-shooting fictional joint from the Timberland Pre-Roll Lodge. No fr...
by Timberland Pre-Roll Lodge
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 25.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused with fictional live resin and coated in imaginary kief, the Razorback...
by Buffalo River Infused Joints