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Craighead County Canna

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Jonesboro's only fictional dispensary, serving the Arkansas Delta region with imaginary cannabis culture and very real catfish-country energy.

200 Delta Dream Road, Jonesboro, AR 72401
870-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Timberland Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Calm and resinous like the Arkansas pine canopy on a still winter night. Timb...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Timberland Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and relaxing like a timber cabin morning in the Arkansas hills. Timberl...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Timberland Wax Block
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Hewn from imaginary timber-grade cannabis, Timberland Wax Block is Arkansas' ...
by Timberland Wax House
Buffalo River Persimmon Brownie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$32.00 / 4pk bites
A bold Arkansas twist on the brownie, infused with fictional persimmon puree ...
by Natural State Baked Goods
Timberland Pine Bark Cookies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$28.00 / 6pk cookies
Chocolate-dipped imaginary cookies inspired by the piney forests of Arkansas....
by Timberland Terpenes
Razorback Regular Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
A classic fictional joint for the Razorback fan who wants to pre-game in the ...
by Buffalo River Botanicals
Timberland Regular Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.5%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
A straight-shooting fictional joint from the Timberland Pre-Roll Lodge. No fr...
by Timberland Pre-Roll Lodge
Razorback Infused Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 25.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused with fictional live resin and coated in imaginary kief, the Razorback...
by Buffalo River Infused Joints

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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