Crystal Bridges Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Art-adjacent and fully fictional, Crystal Bridges Cannabis aspires to the cultural prestige of its Bentonville museum neighbor. Zero actual art or cannabis inside.

1 Museum Fiction Road, Bentonville, AR 72712

479-555-0808 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Ozark Apple Butter Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 12.0%

$26.00 / 10pk gummies

Apple butter from the Ozark hollows meets fictional THC in these gummies that...

by Ozark Apple Edibles

Diamond State Dark Chocolate

Edibles / Chocolate

THC 15.0%

$32.00 / 1 bar

Dark chocolate rarer than a diamond from Murfreesboro State Park. Diamond Sta...

by Diamond State Chocolate Co

Diamond State Berry Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 13.0%

$25.00 / 10pk gummies

Gem-colored mixed berry gummies from Diamond State Edibles. As rare as a diam...

by Diamond State Edibles

Diamond State Elderflower Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 11.5%

$24.00 / 10pk gummies

Delicate elderflower gummies from Diamond State Edibles. A precious and entir...

by Diamond State Edibles

Razorback Milk Chocolate

Edibles / Chocolate

THC 13.0%

$28.00 / 1 bar

Creamy milk chocolate with Razorback spirit and fictional THC. Diamond State ...

by Diamond State Chocolate Co

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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