El Dorado Gold Leaf
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
El Dorado is legendary for oil, and El Dorado Gold Leaf is legendary for imaginary cannabis. South Arkansas' most fictional dispensary.
1 Oil Patch Fiction Road, El Dorado, AR 71730
870-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Pressed cold from imaginary Ozark hash in fictional hot spring-adjacent facil...
by Ouachita Cold Press
Topicals / Patch
THC 6.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
A slow-release fictional cannabinoid patch inspired by Hot Springs spa cultur...
by Ouachita Patch Lab
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$48.00 / 8oz bottle
Full-body fictional lotion with imaginary CBD for the Arkansan who wants to m...
by Natural State Salve Works
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$47.00 / 1 patch
A river-cool fictional transdermal patch for imaginary float-trip soreness. A...
by Ouachita Patch Lab