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Faulkner County Flower Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Conway's most college-adjacent fictional dispensary, serving the University of Central Arkansas community with completely imaginary product and real school spirit.

15 Cadron Creek Fiction Lane, Conway, AR 72032
501-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Razorback OG Kush
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush genetics dressed in Razorback red and white. Earthy, piney, a...
by Razorback Ridge Cannabis Co
Natural State Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and uplifting like an Arkansas summer drive through the Boston M...
by Natural State Naturals
Natural State Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
The Natural State goes tropical with Zkittlez genetics that exist only in the...
by Natural State Flower House
Natural State Sweet Tea Can
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
Arkansas sweet tea with imaginary THC. Natural State Sweet Tea Can is the mos...
by Natural State Gummy Co
Natural State Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy-hitting and fictional, Natural State Do-Si-Dos dances through your imag...
by Natural State Flower House
Natural State Lemonade Can
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
Tart lemonade with fictional THC — the Natural State's most refreshing imagin...
by Natural State Gummy Co
Natural State Mimosa Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Brunch in fictional Arkansas — Natural State Mimosa Flower brings citrus Sati...
by Natural State Naturals

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️