Fort Frontier Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Named for Fort Smith's frontier spirit, this fictional dispensary serves the western gateway to Arkansas with imaginary cannabis and zero real product.
100 Frontier Fiction Ave, Fort Smith, AR 72901
479-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy from the Ouachita Mountain imagination. Ouachita Wedding Cak...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Calm and resinous like the Arkansas pine canopy on a still winter night. Timb...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and relaxing like a timber cabin morning in the Arkansas hills. Timberl...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Zesty lemon Sativa for the Arkansas mountain daydream. Ouachita Super Lemon H...
by Ozark Haze Gardens
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Solventless and fictional like the Ouachita Mountains themselves — ancient, b...
by Petit Jean Rosin Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Hewn from imaginary timber-grade cannabis, Timberland Wax Block is Arkansas' ...
by Timberland Wax House
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 82.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Handle with imaginary care. Petit Jean Shatter Glass is as fragile as Arkansa...
by Diamond State Shatter Lab
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$28.00 / 6pk cookies
Chocolate-dipped imaginary cookies inspired by the piney forests of Arkansas....
by Timberland Terpenes