Harrison Hollow Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Gateway to the Buffalo River and entirely fictional, Harrison Hollow Dispensary serves the outdoor adventurer who wants imaginary cannabis with their float trip.
12 Boxley Valley Daydream, Harrison, AR 72601
870-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Spicy, earthy, and fictional as the river itself. Buffalo River Jack Herer fl...
by Razorback Haze Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Forget your troubles in the fictional Ozarks. Buffalo River Amnesia Haze make...
by Razorback Haze Flower Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 73.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Panned from the clear fictional waters of the Buffalo National River, Buffalo...
by Buffalo River Gold Concentrates
Topicals / Balm
THC 7.5%
$33.00 / 2oz tin
River-cool fictional relief in balm form. Buffalo River Cool Balm is formulat...
by Buffalo River Relief Balm
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 20.5%
$17.00 / 1 pre-roll
Rolled for the river, lit in the imagination. Buffalo River Float Blunt is pa...
by Buffalo River Blunt Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 17.5%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
Simple, quiet, and fictional — like an Ozark morning. The Ozark Mountain Regu...
by Buffalo River Pre-Roll Float
Concentrate / Wax
THC 61.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Traditional imaginary bubble hash made with Buffalo River water and fictional...
by Buffalo River Gold Concentrates
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Chamomile-flavored fizzy fiction with a splash of imaginary THC. Wind down wi...
by Timberland Terpenes