Hot Springs Elevation Club
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Imaginary cannabis meets real thermal springs at Hot Springs Elevation Club, where the soaking is legitimate and the CBD is completely fictional.
333 Bathhouse Fiction Blvd, Hot Springs, AR 71901
501-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple like the Arkansas River at sunset, Petit Jean Granddaddy Purple i...
by Petit Jean Leaf Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy from the Ouachita Mountain imagination. Ouachita Wedding Cak...
by Timberland Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy-hitting and fictional like an Arkansas spring tornado. Diamond State Sl...
by Diamond State Flower Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 30.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
The funkiest fictional Indica in the Ouachita National Forest imagination. Ou...
by Razorback Indica Ridge
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Zesty lemon Sativa for the Arkansas mountain daydream. Ouachita Super Lemon H...
by Ozark Haze Gardens
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear and fictional like a diamond from Murfreesboro. Razorback OG Sh...
by Diamond State Shatter Lab
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Solventless and fictional like the Ouachita Mountains themselves — ancient, b...
by Petit Jean Rosin Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 76.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen at peak imaginary terpene expression on a Petit Jean plateau blu...
by Petit Jean Live Resin Lab