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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Pine Bluff Puff Shoppe

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Pine Bluff's fictional dispensary blends Arkansas Delta heritage with imaginary cannabis culture. Cotton is still king here, weed is not.

404 Cotton Belt Road, Pine Bluff, AR 71601
870-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Buffalo River Persimmon Brownie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$32.00 / 4pk bites
A bold Arkansas twist on the brownie, infused with fictional persimmon puree ...
by Natural State Baked Goods
Timberland Cornbread Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$25.00 / 6pk bites
Arkansas skillet cornbread meets fictional cannabis in a bite-sized pretend e...
by Natural State Baked Goods
Natural State Blunt 3-Pack
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 21.0%
$30.00 / 3pk blunts
Three naturally fictional blunts for one low imaginary price. Timberland Blun...
by Timberland Blunt Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️