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Razorback Green Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Home of the Razorbacks and the most enthusiastically imaginary cannabis dispensary in northwest Arkansas. Woo Pig Sooie... Weed.

1 Woo Pig Way, Fayetteville, AR 72701
479-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Ozark Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Sativa bliss in the Ozark highlands. Ozark Blue Dream smells of sweet berries...
by Ozark Mountain Organics
Razorback Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and Razorback-fierce in the fiction of northwest Arkansas. Razorb...
by Razorback Craft Flower Co
Ozark Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Thin mint and earth in the hollers of the Ozarks. Ozark Girl Scout Cookies se...
by Ozark Valley Farms
Ouachita GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 30.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
The funkiest fictional Indica in the Ouachita National Forest imagination. Ou...
by Razorback Indica Ridge
Razorback Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape and berry in a fictional punch that wins every imaginary game. Razorbac...
by Razorback Indica Ridge
Ozark Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
An Ozark mountain wedding in every imaginary nug. Sweet, earthy, and sophisti...
by Ozark Haze Gardens
Razorback Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 33.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
The most potent fictional strain in northwest Arkansas. Razorback Permanent M...
by Razorback Craft Flower Co
Razorback Live Resin Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 75.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Saucy fiction from the Razorback highlands of northwest Arkansas. Call the ho...
by Razorback Live Resin Co

Satire Ends Here

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