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River Valley Releaf Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Little Rock's premier imaginary dispensary, located in the shadow of the Arkansas State Capitol building and fully fictional in every respect.

420 Capitol Corridor, Little Rock, AR 72201
501-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Razorback OG Kush
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush genetics dressed in Razorback red and white. Earthy, piney, a...
by Razorback Ridge Cannabis Co
Natural State Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and uplifting like an Arkansas summer drive through the Boston M...
by Natural State Naturals
Diamond State Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth and creamy in the imagination, Diamond State Gelato is as precious as ...
by Diamond State Flower Farm
Natural State Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
The Natural State goes tropical with Zkittlez genetics that exist only in the...
by Natural State Flower House
Diamond State Slurricane
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy-hitting and fictional like an Arkansas spring tornado. Diamond State Sl...
by Diamond State Flower Collective
Natural State London Pound Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 31.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Berry and citrus-forward pound cake energy in an Arkansas Indica that doesn't...
by Diamond State Flower Farm
Diamond State Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 90.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Pure and clear like a diamond, this fictional distillate is Arkansas' most re...
by Natural State Distillate Lab
Diamond State Dark Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate rarer than a diamond from Murfreesboro State Park. Diamond Sta...
by Diamond State Chocolate Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️