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Russellville Riverside Releaf

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Arkansas Tech University's neighbor in the river valley, Russellville Riverside Releaf serves imaginary cannabis to an entirely fictional student body.

22 Dardanelle Fiction Lane, Russellville, AR 72801
479-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Petit Jean Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple like the Arkansas River at sunset, Petit Jean Granddaddy Purple i...
by Petit Jean Leaf Co
Petit Jean Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 76.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen at peak imaginary terpene expression on a Petit Jean plateau blu...
by Petit Jean Live Resin Lab
Petit Jean Peach Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 1 bar
Plateau peach flavor meets fictional THC in a Petit Jean chocolate bar celebr...
by Petit Jean Peach Chocolate Co
Petit Jean Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 21.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
A plateau-sized imaginary blunt for the Petit Jean plateau imagination. Roll ...
by Timberland Blunt Works
Petit Jean Persimmon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Imaginary persimmon-flavored gummies from the plateau orchards of fictional P...
by Petit Jean Berry Edibles
Petit Jean Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical uplift on the plateau of Arkansas imagination. Petit Jean Pineapple ...
by Petit Jean Leaf Co
Petit Jean Badder
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 77.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Buttery badder consistency extracted from peak imaginary genetics at the top ...
by Petit Jean Peak Extracts
Ouachita Zoap Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 76.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Zoap genetics in a fictional plateau live resin from Petit Jean Live Resin La...
by Petit Jean Live Resin Lab

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

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