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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Spring City Botanicals

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Springdale's most beloved fictional dispensary, bringing the imaginary cannabis experience to the heart of Benton County's chicken-country roots.

88 Spa Daydream Drive, Springdale, AR 72764
479-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Razorback Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Razorback red and white gummies in peach flavor — not actually red or white. ...
by Razorback Gummy Farm
Ozark Apple Butter Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Apple butter from the Ozark hollows meets fictional THC in these gummies that...
by Ozark Apple Edibles
Petit Jean Peach Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 1 bar
Plateau peach flavor meets fictional THC in a Petit Jean chocolate bar celebr...
by Petit Jean Peach Chocolate Co
Ozark Pawpaw Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Pawpaw is Arkansas' forgotten fruit; these gummies are Arkansas' completely f...
by Ozark Sweet Treats
Razorback Grape Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
Fictional grape soda with imaginary THC in Razorback colors. Pop it open at a...
by Razorback Gummy Farm
Petit Jean Persimmon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Imaginary persimmon-flavored gummies from the plateau orchards of fictional P...
by Petit Jean Berry Edibles
Razorback Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 10pk gummies
Watermelon gummies in Razorback red and white. Perfect for imaginary tailgate...
by Razorback Gummy Farm
Ozark Cider Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$29.00 / 1 bar
Fall cider toffee meets fictional THC in an Ozark chocolate bar that pairs be...
by Ozark Sweet Treats

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Arkansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️